Το μουνί μου μυρίζει τόσο γαμημένο καταπληκτικά που δεν μπορώ να σταματήσω να μυρίζω τα δάχτυλά μου για να πατήσω πραγματικά το κουμπί για να σταματήσω τα γυρίσματα!

This is the last few minutes of the 16 minute long pissing video where I returned home from a sausage and cider festival a little bit tiddly and desperately needing a pee. I then get carried away chatting to you! And go to relocate to have a wank but get so distracted by how utterly incredible my fingers smell when I rubbed a little tickle on my nose that it doesn’t happen to the extent you’d hope a wank would. Honestly though, I couldn’t help laughing as I watched back the video to make sure it was okay (don’t want any glimpses of the noisy wannabe co-star you hear in the background!) so if you’re a fan of me, as a person, and not just my body, then I suspect you may be a fan of this video too. I can’t be too sure, but I think this is what folks, well fellas, mean when they say there’s just something about me which makes me so different, unique, captivating. Either way, I hope you enjoy this slightly different, (hopefully?) fun video!